Don’t call me because you’re lonely. Don’t call me because you need advice. Don’t call me because you just remembered that-time-we-did-that-thing and it made you smile so now you thought to call me because you wanna reminsce about all the good times while neglecting all the bad. Yeah, don’t do that. I don’t go backwards, only forward.
Just don’t call me, period! (Unless you have money to give me, then that maybe the only exception) But if for no other reason you find yourself dialing my number or sending me a random text, stop yourself, hang up the damn phone! Because frankly, I don’t want to talk to you.